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If you want a quick rundown of the products:

  • Make My Logo Bigger Cream – Logo too small? Try this cream that will instantly make your corporate logo the biggest element on your ad or website.
  • White Space Eliminator – Got too much loose white space floating around? Get rid of it with this handy spray.
  • Starburst Dust – Having trouble attracting attention? Add a few starbursts and see immediate results!
  • Fluorescensizer – Starbursts not enough? Use eye catching fluorescent colours too!
  • The Emotionater – Want to bring a tear to your customers’ eyes? Slather this stuff on for more cute puppies, rainbows, and patriotism than anyone can resist!